Chapter 140: Ren Qian, the Anti-Drug Ambassador?
“Better to forget it—anti-drug work is serious business! I don’t want to disrupt the respectable investigators in their duties. That’s a form of respect. Here, I want to solemnly tell my fans: never touch drugs! Absolutely never!”
While speaking to the crowd and online viewers, the ten investigators had already finished their inspection.
“Ren Qian, your blood test is normal. No suspicious injection equipment or drugs were found at home, so there’s no evidence of drug use. Mr. Ren, if this has caused any inconvenience to your life, we apologize.”
These officers, all around thirty years old, likely knew Ren Qian’s songs well, their eyes gleaming with the light of seeing their idol.
“No problem, no problem—it's my duty as a citizen.”
“By the way, I’ve never endorsed any products before, but this time I want to serve as the anti-drug ambassador for the Huaxia Charter Empire and promise to actively promote awareness of drug dangers in daily life and performances… I wonder if you can report this to your superiors? Hmm… I can even write a song for anti-drug efforts!”
With that, Ren Qian strode over to the piano, sat down, bowed his head thoughtfully for a moment, then his fingers danced across the keys. His piano skills were at a concert level. To put it simply, piano grades go up to ten, many people reach grade ten, but beyond that requires true talent. Many reach ten, but few become concert performers.
Ren Qian was one of those rare talents, though he kept it modest.
‘Through storms and trials,
I never falter,
No matter the challenge,
I never surrender.
Even in loneliness and helplessness,
I must break through!
No matter how hard, how bitter, how lost,
Say no to pornography, gambling, and drugs—
La la la…
Say no to porn! Say no to gambling! Say no to porn, gambling, drugs!
A brilliant dance step,
Learned through your own insight,
A man’s ambition,
Clearer than anyone else’s,
Silently bearing the cost,
Building your happiness!
No matter the price,
Say no to porn, gambling, drugs!
La…’
The investigators and millions watching the live stream burst into laughter. The song was simple in rhythm and melody, not nearly as classic as Ren Qian’s other hits.
It sounded a bit like a children’s tune.
“Pfft hahaha… Don’t be so nervous, Qian! Think it over carefully! We’ll wait ten minutes for another song.”
“Hahaha, look at our Qian, so flustered he can’t even write a tune.”
“Come on, seriously—don’t you think this song is full of positive energy? It’s the thought that counts. Besides, I think it’s pretty good. If you listen closely, you might even hum along!”
Ren Qian kept singing earnestly. Don’t underestimate this song! It’s the official anthem of the Beijing Public Security Bureau’s anti-drug campaign!
Not kidding—all karaoke bars in Beijing play this song. Many local netizens joked that after finishing a song at karaoke and stepping out, hearing this anthem made them feel like they'd just been released from prison, determined to live right.
‘La la la la…
Say no to porn! Say no to drugs! Say no to porn, gambling, drugs!
La la la la…
Say no to porn! Say no to drugs! Say no to porn, gambling, drugs!
La la la la…
Say no to porn! Say no to drugs! Say no to porn, gambling, drugs!’
“Qian, don’t be so serious—we’re all dying laughing here…”
“Why is Qian so popular? This is why: he improvises lyrics and tunes on the spot, but most importantly, he sings with heart, even through tears!”
“Oh dear, I can’t make up any more!”
“Qian, the anti-drug ambassador position will reject you!”
“I just love that about Qian—so full of positive energy.”
…
After finishing, Ren Qian stood up.
“So? This song should be fine, right? Simple and clear, repeatedly emphasizing rejecting porn, gambling, and drugs. It’s especially easy for teenagers and kids to understand.”
The investigators exchanged glances, clearly conflicted. They didn’t want to refuse Ren Qian, but the final decision wasn’t theirs.
“This should be reported to the Education Department—they handle this kind of work…”
“Alright then, please inform them.”
Suddenly, Ren Qian’s phone rang. He checked the caller ID—it was the Director of the Jiangnan Province Education Department.
“Oh, your leader’s calling… I’ll answer—maybe they want me to be the anti-drug ambassador after all.”
He switched to speakerphone.
“Hello, young Ren Qian, I’m watching your anti-drug live stream. I heard you want to be the anti-drug ambassador?”
On the other end, the Education Director laughed heartily, speaking familiarly.
“Director Han, I do have that intention. But is it possible?”
“Of course it is! Ren Qian, you’re one of the biggest stars! Don’t forget, you also hold a position here—you’re the Deputy Director of the Education Department! You’re the best person for this job. Work hard, and if you encounter any difficulties, I’ll help you solve them!”
Ren Qian was speechless.
Am I still the Deputy Director of the Education Department? What’s going on?
As he pondered this, the investigators’ faces darkened.
Well, this just made things worse. Investigators showed up at the home of a Deputy Director… it was a recipe for awkwardness. And why didn’t he mention this earlier?
Ren Qian didn’t even remember this appointment.
The online audience was stunned.
“Whoa, Qian’s got serious backing! His father must be a high-ranking official, otherwise how could he be a provincial-level cadre at just twenty?”
“No way, singing is just your hobby, Qian. You’re an official! No wonder you’re wealthy, live in a mansion, and all that…”
“Hey, I won’t mention my grandfather’s rank, just look at my dad—he’s only at the department level…”
“I’m floored. You could live off your official post, but why sing? And why host shows? Do you just like stealing the spotlight?”
“Qian, hubby… I’m pregnant with your child!”
Fans flooded the chat, all fixated on the shocking news that Ren Qian was a Deputy Director.
After the excitement, Ren Qian escorted the investigators out and urged them to continue their work elsewhere—they were busy and couldn’t be delayed.
“No! I want to search Qian’s house again! Qian is just too entertaining. I love this side of him.”
“Forget it, this is serious business—we should focus on the anti-drug campaign. Qian would want us to focus on the important issues, not fool around here.”
“Right. Hope to hear soon that Qian’s officially the anti-drug ambassador, promoting this new song nationwide. I promise, I won’t touch drugs!”
“I’m a fan of Qian—I promise, no drugs for me!”
“I’m a fan—I promise, no drugs!”
“I’m a fan—I promise, no drugs!”
In an instant, inspired fans flooded the chat with this pledge…
P.S.: The song is called “Bravely Say No” or “Reject Porn, Gambling, Drugs.” You can check it out. It really plays in Beijing karaoke bars. Also, please consider voting and subscribing—every bit helps and makes me happy. (To be continued.)